Forgot my iPhone password and got locked out and lost my memories of the best 3 years of my life (my JET life) because I refused to 1) depend on cloud storage 2) pay for a monthly subscription for the privilege of keeping my own photos 3) pay APPLE a monthly fee

Forgot my iPod touch password and am too terrified to try any additional passwords bc I might get locked again, petrified that I’ll lose the music and playlists and photos I’ve had SINCE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL on it

The only reason I ever even moved to iPod touch is bc my iPod classic got run over by a car </3 the tech world we live in is soooo heinous wtf do you my photos are PHYSICALLY THERE but Apple is just fucking blocking me from seeing them…. Die disgusting company

sreegs:

hiddendip:

hiddendip:

virtualgirladvance:

sreegs:

sreegs:

sreegs:

sreegs:

automattic’s made a ton of blunders recently but i hope they’re not gonna try something like convert tumblr to run on wordpress, a project that both tumblr and wordpress engineers agreed would be a lot of work for no gain (most likely worse performance). that would be a silly thing to do.

hang on my aide is handing me a note


oh dear.

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L O, and if i do say so, L

Given the blogging site’s continued financial woes, Mullenweg shifted the majority of Tumblr’s workforce to other areas at Automattic late last year and laid off others. At the time, he suggested that moving Tumblr to WordPress would be “tricky” but added that new technology like AI would make it easier.

Oh they’re actually intentionally trying to kill Tumblr this time huh

thing is, i’ve literally ran hosting infrastructure for wordpress at scales maybe a tenth of tumblr traffic-wise, and this is not totally impossible, just incredibly wrongheaded.

the way you run wordpress at scale is to use it as an editor, then render all of your posts/pages out to static html and serve them through a content delivery network; this only works when you’re running almost-entirely read-only because (say it with me): there are two hard problems in computer science, cache invalidation and naming things. it was literally a joke at my old job, to the point that we had “solution: static-cache the living shit out of it” permanent markered on our hosting team’s whiteboard.

running tumblr on wordpress would be an exercise in cache management beyond the technical skill of automatttic. y'all still haven’t fixed the postmeta bloat issue after two decades, you are not ready for the actual computer science you’re going to have to do to handle caches on this scale.

that’s not even mentioning the three timelines you need to dynamically generate - can’t static-cache that lads.

i don’t know what tumblr’s infrastructure looks like now, but any savings they’d make from a skillset and work-sharing perspective would be eaten by the cost of retooling a square peg into a round hole.

this feels like an edict, not a decision; led by internal cultural ideology and not engineering forethought.

fuck it, i’m not done.

about those timelines, are you serving them from the posts table? guessing you’ll be partitioning or sharding that table by blog, right? cool, so you’ll need to tree out reblogs which is totally doable in a single query.. hope your sharding doesn’t take a performance hit doing cross-partition joins.

or are you going to build a specific service for doing that?

are you using the existing media-management system? so that’s a database call or three for every embedded image, video or audio-clip.

or are you going to rebuild that system to pull from a static cache?

how are you storing likes? postmeta? cool, so that’s loading a set of serialised strings every post load, that you then have to deserialise to extract a value.

or are you going to store them somewhere else? maybe adopt the eventual consistency model that just about every other social media site uses for interaction tracking?

what’s the plan for the editor? tumblr’s post editor isn’t amazing but it’s a hell of a lot easier to use than wordpresses?

see, at this point you’re basically building a new platform on top of the, frankly, awful foundations provided by wordpress.

i hate to be that guy, but at this point just rewrite the damn thing if you’re that bothered.

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Hi,

I hope you are doing well.💙

I am writing to you hoping you can help me. My family is in a very dangerous situation due to the ongoing war, Asking for help is not easy 🍉🇵🇸

Can you share my campaign post from my profile? Every donation and share can be a lifeline for my family. 🙏🤍

has been vetted!!

I would like to thank you in advance.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/urgent-help-needed-a-journey-from-gaza-to-safety

@hazemsuhail

❤️

bibliographic-cat:
“ officialcrow:
“the white girl on your dash with bad bangs and “male tears” mugs that posts “kill all men” glittertext gifs is dating this guy irl
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i will never ever ever get over this post. i found a screenshot of it on my phone...

bibliographic-cat:

officialcrow:

the white girl on your dash with bad bangs and “male tears” mugs that posts “kill all men” glittertext gifs is dating this guy irl

i will never ever ever get over this post. i found a screenshot of it on my phone like 5 days ago and lost my shit all over again. it’s just too real

helwpp:

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iammadeofwax:

childmagazine:

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Spiral form light phenomenon

Norway, 2009

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_Norwegian_spiral_anomaly

@sentada

nickyflowers:

i bet there were guys in the 1800s who were super fucking Reddit about everything, but no one had the right word yet for why those guys were so annoying. so they just had to wonder

halorvic:

blackwoolncrown:

I get it, I really do, but I feel like ppl w decision paralysis related to Gazans are also suffering from a kind of non-malignant egotism

“who do I decide to give it to? everyone needs help! I can’t help them all!”

You’re not the only person they’re asking!!!!!

If you choose one person to help that day, a bunch of other ppl choose others

stopping to overthink your inflated importance as an individual versus one in many is what’s giving you paralysis

the more you burden yourself as an incapable hero the less you all act as a group– which is the exact answer you’re looking for

fkn close your eyes, scroll on OOB and donate to whoever you click on first

you’re not god, it’s not your job to save everyone

JUST DO SOMETHING

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